Right or left doesn’t matter. It is really up or down in politics

The political flow chart

 

When top level people look down, they see only shit heads;

when the bottom level people look up, they see only assholes.

You will never see another Flow Chart that describes politics so clearly.

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I can’t believe they sent my Census form back!!

The Census Bureau didn’t like my answer to: ‘Do you have
any dependents?’

I answered: 12 million illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards,
140,000 people in the penal system in FL, leftovers from Hurricane Katrina, half
of Mexico, most of Congress, Senate, and a Sorry Ass President!’

Did I forget anyone????

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O.M.G., I’m rich!

Silver in the Hair
Gold in the Teeth
Crystals in the Kidneys
Sugar in the Blood
Lead in the Ass
Iron in the Arteries
And
an inexhaustible supply ofNatural Gas.

I never thought I’d accumulate such wealth.

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STOP FREDDIE AND FANNIE

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This sign was prominently displayed in front of a business in North Dakota.
If you’re like me, you’re probably outraged at the thought
of such an inflammatory sign.

However, we are a society which holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps one of our greatest liberties.

After all, it is only a sign, right?

You may ask: “What kind of business would dare post such a sign?”

Answer: A Funeral Home!

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This is just too good . . . Maybe a foreshadow of January 20th 2013?

Obama Gets Locked Out of White House

 

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Veritas, Fidelis, Vigilantia

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